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'I Don't Eat Anything That Poops'

'I Don't Eat Anything That Poops'

$21.95

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Everybody does it. And that's just it; when food comes in one end and out the other, you've become a somebody. And we just don't feel right eating a somebody. That's why we deck ourselves out in a brilliant smiley face encircled by the proclamation, "I Don't Eat Anything That Poops." If your shirt doesn't speak to your values and make people giggle at the same time, then you're just not doing it right. So, gather round vegetarians and vegans alike; unite in affirmation of the belief that lives matter and food gives us an opportunity to stand by that value. Slap a cheery yellow guy on your chest and show the world that it's fun to have an ethical diet; it even offers the opportunity to joke about poo!