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'Happy Kale-O-Ween'

'Happy Kale-O-Ween'

$21.95

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The boogeyman and grim reaper are retreating in fear; their stalwart attack mechanisms -- like diabetes, heart attacks and hyperactivity that leads mom to hysterics when the house has been torn apart one too many times -- are falling to pieces. Our favorite, spooky holiday has evolved from a candy fest to the glorious, "Kale-O-Ween," and no number of obesity inflicting goblins are climate change witches can undo the happy trend. Now, all the jack-o-lanterns are lit up with the best recipe for vegan chili, and the kids can't help but dress up as Captain Planet and the Veggie Monster over their higher carbon footprint and cookie loving counterparts. And when they're going for the truly horrific costumes, meant to shock granny and send tots running in fear, they're decked out in painfully tiny iceberg outfits and walking around as screaming steaks. The vegetarians and vegans are out in larger numbers than ever before, and their zombie-like high consumption of greens and fruits has the sugar-dependent corporations terrified out of their minds. So, it's still as scary as our beloved Halloween -- just a bit more fun and a whole lot more tasty! Don't forget to bake those kale chips before the kiddos arrive; we need a little treat to go with all your tricks. ;)