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'Chicks Dig Vegans'

'Chicks Dig Vegans'

$21.95

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"Chicks Dig Vegans" because they're appreciative that we're not eating their mommies or the nutrient sacks that form their first homes on this earth. These little peeping creatures thank the ethical eaters of the world for their consideration towards the chicken population, but also the ways in which they reduce emissions and protect all creatures in the ecosystem, because if that baby collapses, humans won't be the only ones sinking under rising waters. Chicken Little would also like to survive global warming! Yes, chicks thank you for your thoughtful lifestyle, they admire your verve, your passion, your commitment, they -- oh, wait. Did you think this shirt was saying you would get all the girls? ... Well, that's such a gosh-darn obvious statement that we jumped straight to the nuanced discussion of how self-aware fowls would thank you for your choices. But if *getting some* is what really concerns you then ... yes, fine. All the girls will come running if you eat right and wear this shirt to prove it. There, are you happy?! Now, back to the chickens... (PS:  This apparel comes in sizes to fit all vewgans from youth extra small through adult 5XL!  Fun message, makes a great gift . . .  just sayin' . . . )