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'Vegan Jaws Parody'

'Vegan Jaws Parody'

$21.95

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The soundtrack crescendos, you're all pins and needles. Will that gorgeous entity, cruising atop the ocean survive the monster lurking below? (Da dum!) Will that fresh beauty escape with innocence in tact, or will (green) vital fluids be all there is to belie the fact that there was once a tasty shark-treat treading water up there? (Da dum!) Oh, no, the water is swirling, a fin is circling -- will our hero make it? (Da dum, da dum, da dum, da dum ... daaaaaaa!) CHOMP! Ummmm ... I guess not. Evidently sharks love kale too. It isn't just vegans and vegetarians who are salivating for a tasty, green morsel of the vegetable variety. And it's not just movie buffs that swoon over a shirt with a, "Vegan Jaws Parody" on it. Sometimes you've just gotta sport a leafy green on your shirt instead of a bikini clad lady. After all, kale is the sexiest food around.  Grab this perfect vegan apparel.  It will quickly become your weekend go-to apparel as it is soft, comfy and fun! Tee Shirt, Swqeatshirt or tank top, there is something to fit everyone!