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'Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Vegan'

'Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Vegan'

$21.95

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They think they've got life figured out, with their dairy-dripping ice cream and murderous meat burgers, but we're the ones with the last guffaw. They poo poo our tofu -- riiiiight up until we whip it into a banana pie and suddenly they're falling all over themselves for the stuff! They say going vegetarian is absurd because bacon is to die for, but why kill themselves with heart disease when they could live long and devour endless BBQ seitan scrambles? That's right, you meat eaters, "Anything You Can Eat, I Can Eat Vegan" -- and we've got the shirt to bring on the challenge! So let them lug out their carbon producing carne enchiladas and sickening sloppy joe's; we've got a world of black beans, chili flakes, cashew butter, kale, curry powder and cooking tricks to wow them into veganism. Now who's up for some homemade cashew raspberry ice cream? Vegan style!