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'I Want To Eat Carrots'

'I Want To Eat Carrots'

$21.95

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They're mysterious -- otherworldly, one might even say. But unlike the little green guys from the stars, these orange tubers descend into an underworld of silt and clay. They're practically shape-shifters, they way they grow and morph into anything from a fine, straight point to a strange blob like something you once found at the bottom of your sock drawer. And then there's their odd propensity for turning your nails orange if you consume too many. No, I simply cannot admit to myself that these alien objects are earthly, Vegan-friendly munchies like the health-oriented folks of the world have been telling me ... I cannot believe it -- but I crave them ardently, just like the next season of The X-Files after an epic cliffhanger. There I am, chewing my nails in anticipation of the next episode, but let's face it, my French tips won't really satisfy me: "I Want To Eat Carrots."  Tees, tanks and sweatshirts are ready to adorn you with vegan awesomeness.