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'Vegan Power Gorilla'

'Vegan Power Gorilla'

$21.95

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If we're gonna be Tarzans, there's no need to eat our best friends to become our best selves. We can be chill, muscled and exquisitely styled with our classic shades sans carne. Pile on those carrots, cashews and kale chips and, before long, the system purifies itself and becomes a well-oiled machine, ready for some tree-top trapeze stunts or anything else the world choses to throw at us. Yep, omnivorous diets are a hindrance to reaching our full potential -- even if that full potential involves several hours a day of studiously reclining in a hammock with peanut-butter covered bananas and kombucha. So we'll optimize our one home -- this body -- with the best energy source of all: "Vegan Power."  And this tee is perfect to display the power!