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99 Problems Protein T-Shirt

99 Problems Protein T-Shirt

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The dog ate my homemade peanut butter bars again, my bestie moved across  State and Etsy is out of that great yarn I use to knit Dr. Who hats for my cat. Yep, "I've Got 99 Problems and Protein Ain't One." Because let's face it, my fridge is crammed full of seitan, tempeh, tofu, and cashew butter while my pantry is brimming with beans, seeds, and nuts. The neighbors are baking chicken for the fourth night in a row? Well, I've kept it interesting with everything from black bean salad and chana masala to avocado-based key-lime pie (yum!) and banana ice cream. With amazing vegan foods like these and all the energy and verve that comes with them, why would we ever turn back to the limited mentality of relying on animal flesh? We'll concern ourselves with the living, breathing creatures of this gorgeous world. Now come here Frisky; I've gotta try this new Dalek bonnet on ya.

Part of our funny vegan shirt collection.

  • Premium Bella Canvas unisex tees
  • Retail fit - runs true to size
  • Solid Tees: 100% soft ring spun cotton
  • Heather Tees: 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
  • Light weight fabric with tear away label

99 Problems Protein t-shirt measurements: 

Width, in 16.5 18 20 22.01 24.02 25.99 28
Length, in 27.01 28 29.02 30 31.03 32.01 33
Sleeve length, in 8.63 8.9 9.18 9.45 9.73 10 10.4
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Madelyn B.
United States United States
Size Up

This tank was a little more snug than I would like. If you want a more tailored style, order your regular size. If you want a looser fitting tank, I suggest sizing up. Other than that, I have no complaints! Love the design, and the fabric is great.

Sharon C.
United States
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Absolutely love this company! I wear their shirt every week and they are so comfy ☺️