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'Dairy Free Queen'

'Dairy Free Queen'

$21.95

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An udderly insightful shirt (sorry, we couldn't help ourselves), "Dairy Free Queen" proves to your friends that you've got what it takes to act in line with your values -- without taking yourself too seriously. After all, a good play on words will rope them in faster than a bull in a... we'll spare you that one. But honestly, make sure that the random passersby crane their necks to see why you have an udder front and center on your shirt; before long, they won't be able to lick an ice cream cone without thinking of the creature who was drugged, caged, and harassed just so that they could get diabetes.  You're welcome, world.