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This Is The Dawning of The Age Of Asparagus T-Shirt

This Is The Dawning of The Age Of Asparagus T-Shirt

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Let down your hair; it's time for some veggies! The good times have come and you know it, because, "This Is The Dawning Of The Age Of Asparagus!" The *sound of silence* will be a distant memory as all the munching and mmmming livens up your home, and just *imagine all the people* smiling from ear to ear as you whip out those baked glories, drizzled in olive oil and perfectly peppered. I mean really, vegan cooking is a great opportunity to *teach your children well*ness and *feed them on your dreams* of a healthier planet. So don't fight it, because it's *the time for the season of* shoving greens into your mouth. Just *let that sun shine on in*, cultivate those plants, and bon appétit! And while reflecting on the '70s, how about wearing one of our new 1970'a themes parody tees!  Makes a great gift for the free-loving vegan in your life!

Part of our funny vegan shirts collection.

  • Premium Bella Canvas unisex tees
  • Retail fit - runs true to size
  • Solid Tees: 100% soft ring spun cotton
  • Heather Tees: 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
  • Light weight fabric with tear away label

This Is The Dawning of The Age Of Asparagus t-shirt measurements:

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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Kathy L.
United States
Love this tshirt

I love the sentiment of this shirt - non threatening and funny. I wear it whenever I am doing any vegan activist work so that I don't scare anyone away...:)

Heather M.
Great Vegan Tee

My experience was positive. Shipping is prompt. Tee is soft and fits great. Thanks Everything Vegan!