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'Cow Pattern Socks'

'Cow Pattern Socks'



Moo. Hi there. This is Cow speaking. Some folks think it's neat to make me into a jacket or a handbag. Others seem bent on squeezing me between a few buns and calling that dinner, even though there's about a million legumes, veggies and fruits that would treat them better than my poor muscles. But I know that you're in another camp altogether. You're one of those ten-toed people who loves a comfy bit of apparel without the murder built in. If you want a bit of my style, you'll go in for some cotton, "Cow Pattern Socks" instead of putting me on the butcher's block, and I thank yee for it! Just to let you know how much I'm lovin' your vegan, vegetarian or all around animal loving lifestyle, I'm gonna give you the inside scoop; these ankle high delights are plush, warm and all around perfect. Yep, caring pays and seeing me as the intelligent, feeling animal that I am will improve your karma for generations to come.


  • 8" crew socks
  • Fits (approximately) shoe size 7-13 
  • Unisex