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Cow Pattern Socks

Cow Pattern Socks



Moo. Hi there. This is Cow speaking. Some folks think it's neat to make me into a jacket or a handbag. Others seem bent on squeezing me between a few buns and calling that dinner, even though there's about a million legumes, veggies and fruits that would treat them better than my poor muscles. But I know that you're in another camp altogether. You're one of those ten-toed people who loves a comfy bit of apparel without the murder built in. If you want a bit of my style, you'll go in for some cotton, "Cow Pattern Socks" instead of putting me on the butcher's block, and I thank yee for it! Just to let you know how much I'm lovin' your vegan, vegetarian or all around animal loving lifestyle, I'm gonna give you the inside scoop; these ankle high delights are plush, warm and all around perfect. Yep, caring pays and seeing me as the intelligent, feeling animal that I am will improve your karma for generations to come.

  • 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
  • Ribbed tube with Cushioned bottoms
  • Flat sublimation printing, color/pattern discrepancy can be seen on side seams

Cow Pattern sock sizing:

  S M L
Total Length, in 12.99 15.35 16.14
Width, in 3.94 3.94 3.94
Women's US size 6 - 8 8.5 - 11 11.5 - 13
Men's US size 5 - 6.5 7 - 9.5 10 - 13